Nature’s Defence

When it comes to defence, nothing says “get lost” than a massive cannon. Problem is you need someone on watch 24 hours a day to man and fire said cannons on any would be attackers.

This is where the latest of elf-tech’s inventions come into play,  introducing the Flownnon. All is needed is to plant these special seeds around your city, give a little bit of water and plenty of sunshine and… Boom, instant defence program grown solely to blast away any unwanted intruders.

No foes will dare come near as long as the sun is out, and for those night time woes there are the fungal variety who love to stay out all night. Never again will you feel the wrath of a hoard of wild boar or swams of centipedes. 

Warning: Those approaching without certified ID attuned to the the magical resonance of these special home grown sentries will be fired upon without mercy. It is highly recommended to keep you ID on you at all times and to never misplace it. All zombies will be fired upon on sight, whether they hold a valid ID or not.

Grass Cannon

They stand far from reach blasting their foes to smithereens but should their foes get to them they soon fold. That is the life, and death, of the infamous Grass Cannon… Wait it is grass right, not the that other similar sounding word? 

After all who’d make a cannon out of something so fragile which shatters when placed under extreme force; not when the resilient flexible blades of greenery are far more than suitable. They even come with their own specially grown operatives, trained solely for the purposes of firing their conjoined weapon of destruction.

But what do we know, so we’ve grown a genetically altered version reminiscent in properties to the highly sought after glass variant. High risk of impalement by shards of glass should the product explode violently on use, use at own risk.